Homies de Mi Vida!!!
Buenos FUCKIN' Dias! ...
...Love, la cama de Mr. & Mrs. Honey Buns...and our pet bunny, "Hip Hop."
I've got X's and O's on my ears for you today. Check it.
Get ready to GET AFTER the fun IMMEDIATELY. As in NOW! (I've got to teach in less than an hour, so I'm making it snappy).
TAKE A HIT...
5 More Things You'd Be Surprised to Know About Me, Part 7
1). Some would say I snap incorrectly. I use my thumb and ring finger, instead of my middle. But it's a nice, sharp snap. I thoroughly enjoy snapping - to music, at people - I snap.
2). I think fake meat of any kind is a joke. If you crave meat, eat mother fucking meat. Your body is telling you something. Listen to it.
3). I wouldn't trust anyone with the name Jazz. I have nothing to add to this.
4). I love to sweat. HARD baby. I love nothing more than feeling juicy sweat beads dripping off of my body when I workout. In fact it motivates me even more to keep moving/keep going! Sweat = I've done a sufficient job of breaking down muscle fibers, building strength and toning my shit up...and it feels AHHH-MAZEEEE-IIIIINNNG.
5). I hate self-checkouts at grocery stores. The shit never works, then you have to wait 75309759037503705370 hours for an incompetent employee to remedy the situation - which usually involves them checking you out the standard way - it's waste of time. I have no patience. DELETE.
That's all I got.
I LOVE YOU!