Things have changed.
I am 32.
I am tan.
I voluntarily blow dried my hair this morning.
The purpose of today’s post was to notify you of my absence the remainder of the week, so you can plan your ganj accordingly.
I am so considerate.
I am off to California to see la familia and my six ojos gigantes! Weeeeee.
It’s going to be in the 90’s, which means I basically need to pack nothing. I am so happy I might cry.
Don’t worry. This brief hiatus is reinspiring me to blog a better game because I get to listen to more podcasts, read more books (current read: YES PLEASE!), and grade dozens of exams and homework assignments.
I’d like to make it clear that when I travel, my time is spent learning more about subjects of substance. It’s strictly educational.
I never buy trash mags. I am not known to drop $10 on three magazines (US Weekly, In Touch, Life & Style Weekly) that show and talk the same bullshit. It’s out of the question. Swear.
I’ll leave you with some food for thought, brought to you by Amy Poehler.
HIT IT more than once…and HARD.
I’m out. MUAH.