Hey Hookers. What’s good?
…I made a little video for your viewing pleasure…
I also took an ugly selfie that summed up my thoughts toward this morning’s douchey weather. Thankfully, things have really turned-around.
The sun, she-is-a-shining!
Here are a few reasons why LIFE IS GOOD RIGHT NOW:
1). It’s Friday
2). I’m not working
3). I am in my element, listening to gangster rap on the rooftop.
4). It feels glorious outside = warm, breezy, sunny.
5). I am reunited with my Honey Buns delight.
Now, you try. Five things. FIVE.
DO IT. Don’t you dare fucking roll your eyes on me. Sack up and write.
<<<<Moment of Silence>>>>
…Well if that wasn’t a mood-booster, I don’t know what is. Gratitude works wonders.
Now that we all realize how lucky we are to be alive and (hopefully) healthy, let’s move on…
I thought I’d take it back old school and List
MY FIVE FAVORITE THINGS right now…
1). Deep Steep all natural-Organic Coconut Vanilla body wash: Smells like the beach, baby! It’s perfect for the summer, and you know it’s good for you. No suspect ingredients here.
2). Osmosis Pressed Powder, SPF25: Instead of liquid sunscreen, I’ve been using this during the day when I walk around the city. (I’ll put on a higher spf when at the beach / laying in the sun). The coverage is so incredible, that I wear it at night, too! It evens out skin tone, and gives you a nice glow.
3). LaVanilla Vanilla Summer Body Spray: Have you figured out that I’m a sucker for anything vanilla-scented? Well, I AM. Cat’s out the bag. I almost exclusively wear LaVanilla scents year-round.
4). FRESH Sport Sunscreen Stick: Great, versatile product that can be used anywhere on the face (including ears). I use it on my lips the most and like the consistency.
5). Laser Hair Removal. Best money I’ve ever spent, and well-worth the investment. I don’t ever have to shave my armpits or bikini line again. My shit’s silky smooth, and yours can be too, if you can handle some discomfort for 15 minutes. Remember: It’s PERMANENT!
That’s all I got.