Monday Fresh Vibes

June 29, 2015

Pendejos de mi vida.

This is your :::MONDAY FRESH::: coming to you late, but WHATEVER. It’s fucking here.

I DELIVERED.

We have so many vibes going off today. Like SO MANY. Look

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Those squiggles. Yeah. Those are vibes, people. THOSE are vibes.

I also just love to say the word “vibes.” “Did you have vibes with him/her?” “Were you vibing him/her/that?” It’s so stupid that it’s great. You know what’s also great? Joker. Like douchebag. i.e.: “Sorry joker, not interested.”  “Get off my vagina, you joker.” I recommend using both in context over the next 24-hours. Put that vocabulary to good use, people!

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Want to see something funny? Honey Buns Delight decided to wear the shirt I got him.

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He was rewarded for his good behavior, with THIS balls-out breakfast…

 

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YES. THAT’S ORGANIC, SPROUTED GRAIN TOAST WITH ORGANIC SMASHED AVOCADO (with salt+lemon juice+red pepper flakes to season) TOPPED WITH ORGANIC MUTHA-FUCKIN’ CHIA SEEDS IN THE SHAPE OF OUR INITIALS, NEXT TO ORGANIC, UNCURED EXTRA CRISPY BACON, NEXT ORGANIC SCRAMBLED EGGS, SONNNNNN!

…Drop tha mic…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S.: I said organic 5 times. This breakfast is organic-to-the-5th-power. Who wants to punch me in the face?

I do! 

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I have one more announcement, then I’ll leave you with a bomb of knowledge for the eve…

I will be teaching an exclusive, sunset, tres sexual, rooftop Pilates mat class soooooon! (That was a lot of adjectives).  It will be limited to 10 bodies. If you’re interested in finding out more about it (and I don’t already know you well), send an email to lconstantiner at gmail dot com. Haaaayyyyyyyaaaayyyy ~~~

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SSSSSSNNNNNAAAAAAPPPPPPPP ***

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I love you. Namaste.

peace-hands,

dubie-signature-leftXOXO

Friday Vibing ~~~

June 26, 2015

Yo Babies.

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It’s FRIDAY.

I have new shoes. I have beef with HB. I have advice. I have music.

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Let’s start with the shoes. You know I had a custom paint job on these suckers…

Bubblegum pink Vans, SON! 

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Haaaaayyyyyyyy-aaaayyyyyyyy.

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My beef with HB lies in the fact that he still hasn’t worn his “My Girl Is Stronger Than You,” shirt.

This is what I have to say to that…

RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DELETE!!!

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…Oh no! He’s running away! ….

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…and I caught him. He can’t escape me. I will FOREVER bother him. HAHAHAHA.

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He loves it.

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My advice to you this weekend, would be the following…

Make shit happen. Give zero fucks. Buy things you don’t need. Eat good food. Move your body. Sweat. Try something hard. Chill. Meditate. Sleep in. Laugh. Travel. Go outside. Makeout. Get laid. Read. Listen to music. Do the nae nae. Hang with good people. Have fun.

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And now…some beats…press play, Playas.

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I’m out.

peace-hands,

dubie-signature-leftXOXO