Cash Me Ousside, How Bow Dah?

January 31, 2017

Good Morning Friends.

Mama’s not feeling so hot this morning. Oy. Some mild queasiness has returned. I had a wave of it on Friday, and now again today.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

I am attributing it to a hormonal shift (apparently around this time, there is another spike in estrogen to catch up with the progesterone) and baby growth spurt- yeah buddy! Fine, as long as my pumpkin is having a good time.

HOWEVER, IF I GET THE STOMACH BUG THAT EVERYONE SEEMS TO HAVE THESE DAYS…

Make no mistake. I WILL cut a bitch, like Danielle Peskowitz.

Here’s a tip…if you’re not feeling well, make yourself scarce…like I don’t even want to see a photo of you on Instagram, scarce. Please. I beg you. I don’t need more vomiting in my life.

Capice?

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Moving on…

I’m officially 23 weeks + 3 days. HOLLA.

Here are some facts you may or may not want to know:

I’ve gained a total of 11 pounds.

My hair looks really nice.

My skin looks really nice.

I have a very faint, tiny linea negra that spans pubic bone to belly button.

…and speaking of belly buttons, my innie is now flat.

I can still do some advanced Pilates. Duh.

Yoga is everything.

My boobs are veiny…and did I mention, YUGE?

Oh, and <earmuffs boys>…my crotch now sweats bullets. So sexy.

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That’s the skinny of the not-so-skinny journey of my pregnancy thus far.

LIFE IS GOOD.

I’m going to wrap it up for today, but next time, I’ll talk THINGS THAT ANNOY ME DURING PREGNANCY. I need another week to collect more intel. Patience.

Get ready for that fun.

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3 Comments

  • Reply Evgenia January 31, 2017 at 3:03 pm

    You are beautiful as always! <3

  • Reply Dorothy Palin February 1, 2017 at 3:12 am

    Still sounds infinitely better than a 50 something body! Get some coke syrup and pour it over shaved ice.. does wonders for queazies! You should do a pet peeve pregnancy post!

  • Reply Laura Constantiner February 1, 2017 at 8:28 am

    Thanks Genia! …and Dorothy, the coke over shaved ice sounds so good. I will try it…although hopefully I won’t have to soon or often….Next week I will do a pet peeve pregnancy post! GET READY!

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