Playas. It’s Friday. Let’s get cray.
We have a soundtrack. Today it’s Truffle Butter. Get some.
Just don’t look up what it means. Don’t click on this link and find out what it really means. Don’t do it! DO NOT DO IT! It’s some triple XXX rated shit…I told you not to do it…
The song, tho…
K. Are you still distracted and disturbed by the truffle butter? Thought so. Maybe this will distract you…
NAILS! NAILS! NAILS!
I’m also sick-ish. So here’s an ugly selfie for you.
As per my acupuncturist, my tongue revealed bad news: there is a lot of heat present in body de Dubie = I need to DELETE THE HEAT. I am guzzling green juice, vitamin C and a popping a shit ton of mysterious Chinese herbs that I know nothing about – I’m an easy sell, I guess. Fuck prescription drugs. I am so natural and organic. Woot. Woot.
K. For real, I don’t have anything important to tell you right now, just wanted to say hi! Hiiiiii!
…HAVE AN AMAZING WEEKEND. I LOVE YOU. BE HAPPY.
FRENCH KISS SOMEONE. GET DRUNK. SMOKE THA GANJ…