Get Yo Mind Right

February 23, 2015

Wussup? Wussup?

…I am currently sucking down a Peanut Butter Split smoothie with spinach, almond milk and hemp protein from Juice Generation. It’s de-fucking-licious. Definitely deserved a fuck in there… Had my second-to-last workout this morning before my BIG COMPETITION. Yeah, buddy.

I am ready. I am ready. I am ready. I am ready. I am ready. I am ready. I am ready. 

I AM IRON. I AM IRON. I AM IRON. I AM IRON.I AM IRON. I AM IRON.I AM IRON. I AM IRON.

I woke up tired, a crabby 3 and an emo 6, on a scale of 1-10. The dot is on it’s way.

Haaaaayyyyyyy-aaaaaaayyyyyy.

This also means that I am retaining more water, which sucks a bouquet of dicks, because I gotta make weight. I’m living on the edge over here at a whopping 124 LBs. (125 is cap!). Depending on where I settle Friday, I might have to make like Channing Tatum in Foxcatcher, and spend my day sweating bullets, sipping lemon water, and eating steamed kale. Ugh. Let’s hope I’m good.

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You didn’t think I forgot to take stupid selfies now did you?

Check it.

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Don’t mind my bloodshot eyes and red nose. This negative degree business is a one-way ticket to looking hot as fuck…I think everyone over here would agree. 

Photo on 2-23-15 at 10.38 AM

Look! I have a mini nugget pony tail! Yay!

Photo on 2-23-15 at 10.39 AM…Speaking of little nuggets, I got to hold my Muffin’s brand new baby girl on Saturday! Eliana Grace was perfect. It took everything inside me not to eat her. But I tried. Duh.

IMG_8753HB stood an arms length away and observed.

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Now. Toke on this to get yo mind right…

IMG_8774YES. JUST YES.

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I’m out.

Peace Babies. Muah xx.

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