Happy Ho Ho Halloween!

October 27, 2016

Well well well…

What the fudge is up Mis Hombres y Muchachas?

Now, I don’t want the above to get you thinking that I’ve censored my tongue since we last spoke. I know it’s been a month (wtf?!?), but c’mon now, I’m still the same :::Bad Muthafucka:::


Case. In. Point.


In case you forgot what I look like, here’s a complimentary selfie:


Not my best, but at least I’m wearing Carmex. Next time I’ll make sure I have some mascara on.


Who’s pumped for Halloween? I am! I am! This year’s costume was inspired by American Horror Story, Season 3 (Coven)…

YOU WAIT FOR THE PICTURES…YOU WAIT. They’ll be worth it. Duh. psst: party is tomorrow.



Now, Halloween is fun and all, but if I’m going to be honest, it’s taken every ounce of self control to NOT start decorating for Christmas.


I know. I’m a crazy, fucking lunatic.

You think I’m bluffing? Ask HB…he knows that I can maybe hold out another two weeks, max. MAYBE. He knows he could walk into a Winter Wonderland any day now. Hehehehehe…

And since I’m not keeping any secrets, you should know that I’m currently listening to Christmas Piano music on Spotify…and by currently I mean, RIGHT NOW Oh, Holy Night is playing…



I also might light my Thymes Frasier Fir candle, because THAT, my friends, is the bees knees. You all need one in your life. TRUST. (emphasis on the last “t”).


A few updates before I peace:

1). My studio schedule has changed this Fall/Winter. Check it HERE.

2). Remember when I was so excited about my $400 succulent bowl purchase? No? Click here for the full story. In short, I thought they were the perfect indoor plants because they need little water, but four weeks and five dead succulents later, I learned the hard way. I wasn’t schooled on the fact that they literally cannot survive indoors unless they get HOURS, as in plural, Of DIRECT SUNLIGHT a day. Unfortunately, casa de Constantiner does not offer such circumstances. It’s inevitable that they will all die, it’s just a matter of time, and I have accepted the undeniable outcome. Sadness…

The takeaway? Despite my ill-advice a few weeks ago, it’s in your best interest to NOT buy succulents, if they will only be indoors.

You win some, you lose some.


We’ll finish as usual, with some introspection.





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