Happy Ho Ho Halloween!

October 27, 2016

Well well well…

What the fudge is up Mis Hombres y Muchachas?

Now, I don’t want the above to get you thinking that I’ve censored my tongue since we last spoke. I know it’s been a month (wtf?!?), but c’mon now, I’m still the same :::Bad Muthafucka:::

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Case. In. Point.

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In case you forgot what I look like, here’s a complimentary selfie:

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Not my best, but at least I’m wearing Carmex. Next time I’ll make sure I have some mascara on.

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Who’s pumped for Halloween? I am! I am! This year’s costume was inspired by American Horror Story, Season 3 (Coven)…

YOU WAIT FOR THE PICTURES…YOU WAIT. They’ll be worth it. Duh. psst: party is tomorrow.

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Now, Halloween is fun and all, but if I’m going to be honest, it’s taken every ounce of self control to NOT start decorating for Christmas.

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I know. I’m a crazy, fucking lunatic.

You think I’m bluffing? Ask HB…he knows that I can maybe hold out another two weeks, max. MAYBE. He knows he could walk into a Winter Wonderland any day now. Hehehehehe…

And since I’m not keeping any secrets, you should know that I’m currently listening to Christmas Piano music on Spotify…and by currently I mean, RIGHT NOW Oh, Holy Night is playing…

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I also might light my Thymes Frasier Fir candle, because THAT, my friends, is the bees knees. You all need one in your life. TRUST. (emphasis on the last “t”).

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A few updates before I peace:

1). My studio schedule has changed this Fall/Winter. Check it HERE.

2). Remember when I was so excited about my $400 succulent bowl purchase? No? Click here for the full story. In short, I thought they were the perfect indoor plants because they need little water, but four weeks and five dead succulents later, I learned the hard way. I wasn’t schooled on the fact that they literally cannot survive indoors unless they get HOURS, as in plural, Of DIRECT SUNLIGHT a day. Unfortunately, casa de Constantiner does not offer such circumstances. It’s inevitable that they will all die, it’s just a matter of time, and I have accepted the undeniable outcome. Sadness…

The takeaway? Despite my ill-advice a few weeks ago, it’s in your best interest to NOT buy succulents, if they will only be indoors.

You win some, you lose some.

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We’ll finish as usual, with some introspection.

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peace-hands,

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