I know I promised a post on nootropics, BUT, my research is still -en el proceso-…
Don’t you worry, the longer you wait, the more guarantee it’ll be great. HOLLAAAAAAAAAA.
HA! I rhymed. Always amusing (especially when the shit makes sense).
Basically, I don’t have anything to say except for the following…
1). I tried taking at least 37 selfies and hated them all. You get NUTHIN’. Delete.
2). Wiping down my countertops brings me joy. Windex All Purpose, hookers!
3). I don’t know what to do with my hair. I’m always game for a cut, but part of me wants to get millions of braids like Legolas from The Hobbit / Lord of The Rings. That would be baller.
4). I’ve walked 5,500 steps so far today.
5). I love the word vagina.
6). One day I’m going to cover myself in flash tattoos.
7). I’m currently reading Foundation, by Isaac Asimov. This is HB’s favorite book, so he was a major influence. So far, so good. I’m on page 10/245. <insert: toothy smile emoji with big eyeballs>.
8). My birthday is in 69 days, but who’s counting.
9). I love you
Now <pause> do your mind right…
Oh, and you should listen to this…MONEEEEEYYYYYYYYY.