December 15, 2015

Rise and Shine Hooker Faces.


<insert hand with glossy dark purple manicure waving>.

This will probably be one of my last posts until the New Year, so enjoy the fuck out of it.

…It is currently 9:18 a.m., and I have already accomplished the following:

  • Made the bed
  • Soaked in an Epsom salt and DeepBlue bath for 25 minutes.
  • Read a chapter in my book, The Rise of Superman.
  • Made coffee
  • Made HB and I the sickest breakfast ever (see below #nofilter).


  • …And now I sit here blogging.



It is also 59 degrees and sunny in New York City. Oh yeah. Shit’s good over here…but come Saturday, HB and I head to the West Coast for a good chunk of time…Unsurprisingly, it should be nothing short of perfection when we get there. YAAAAYYYYYYYYY! 


Since I don’t have anything pressing to discuss, but I want to hangout, I’ll recap my Saturday night…

We hosted a fight night with a group of friends. It was epic.

When no one was looking, I took this selfie.


Here is Dixie. She loved hanging out under the tree.


Jillian’s reaction when Chris Weidman got hammered 9752532525 times by Luke Rockhold.IMG_2417

And here is Slater, Jayme, Myself, HB, and Bobby-Bob raging after the fights. Shit went dowwwwwnnnnnnn.



Fun Facts not shown:

  • I spent 3 hours Friday making 3 different kinds of lasagnas for everyone. No big deal.
  • We played Quiplash on our new Apple TV. The game crashed about 37 times, but we persisted. Tip: Using the word “dick” in your answer will likely get you the win.
  • Thus, it should come as no surprise that “HB’s dick” was the star of the show.
  • Our neighbors crashed our party at approximately 2:30 a.m. We welcomed them with open arms, and a bottle of red wine.
  • The party ended at 4 a.m. WHAT. We don’t fuck around.


I’ll send you off into your Tuesdays with this gangster ass quote…





You Might Also Like

No Comments

Leave a Reply