Laurita Gordita

September 1, 2015

What’s good, Homies?

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…I am officially back in the USofmotherfuckingA!

That photo is actually dated. Since then, I decided to do away with the bun because it was hurting my head. I am now wearing a black “Thug Life” beanie to tame my shit, so I can rock it all down without looking like I recently electrocuted myself.

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There is something to be said about ending vacation, and getting back home.

I                                   love                                it.

I am a creature of comfort and structure, so getting back into the game is just as refreshing (if not more) than those first few days of vacation.

Today, you can call me one of two things…

“Laurita Gordita” – the nickname I’ve given myself after spending 10 days in Mexico, not exercising once, eating every carb imaginable, and washing it down with booze E V E R Y day. Didn’t miss a day of alcohol. Duh. Who do you think I am? HAVE to be buzzin’ on vacay….

OR

“Super Dubie” – UNoriginal…but you guys…I am bouncing off the walls. I literally feel like I am on amphetamines, but it’s really just the natural jugo de Dubie FLOW-ing (emphasis on the “w”) like cray.

For example, in the last 23 hours, I have accomplished the following:

-Unpacked

-Cleaned out my jewelry drawer

-Did 5 loads of laundry

-Showered twice

-Got my nails done

-Slept 7 hours

-Fucked shit up at the gym

-Graded 8 written exams

-Grocery shopped

-Made lunch

-Meditated

-Got a facial

-Brainstormed class ideas for this week

and…

-Made some bomb-ass peanut butter cookies…

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Yeah. They look pretty baller, right?

Well, they would have been, BUT I FORGOT THE SUGAR! Maybe that happened for a reason. Didn’t stop me, though. Had 1.5 with some almond milk, SONNNNN.

Believe it or not, they’re still actually edible. I am not throwing them away.

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Now, suck on this little “I’m back!”nugget of fun.

Strong quote game right here…

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I’ll be back later this week to discuss…

When you don’t care, you show up as your best self…Tune in to find out how and why and what the fuck I mean.

In the meantime love life. Do things. Contribute good to society. Be cool.

peace-hands,

dubie-signature-leftXOXO

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