Mama Dubie

August 25, 2017

Well Hello There.

Remember me? D-to-the-U-B-I-E?

Yeah, well I’m back and I am officially a Mama to the cutest moo moo delight on planet earth:


He’s perfect and in the 100th percentile for everything. He has also slept through the night since birth, and I was back to my pre-baby weight the day I came home from the hospital.


…well, other than the fact that he is perfect (in my eyes).  😉

Can I just go out on a limb and say that moms are annoying. I’ll be the first person to give you my blessing to unfollow me – 99% of my posts are now Mikey-related, and I am the ultimate baby-talker to my delicious angel boy. I can’t help it. How can you speak adult to THIS FACE:

It’s literally impossible.

So three months have past…

I spent the entire first month doing nothing but crying (about everything), not sleeping and breastfeeding every two hours, around the clock. While I am glad the whole breastfeeding thing has worked out for me, it was exhausting at the beginning – it never felt like I would have a life outside of it again, but alas, I do!

Now that the moo is bigger (3 months old!!!), he eats more = he sleeps longer = WINNNNNNNNNN for Mom and Dad. (although we personally, haven’t reached the sleeping through the night milestone yet). I feel it coming soon, though! Don’t worry, like all moms, I’ll be sure to let you know when that happens. In the meantime, I’ll slap my gold collagen eye mask on and be grateful that we usually get a 6-7 hour stretch.

If I haven’t already lost my childless readers who’ve always enjoyed my pre-baby posts,  I don’t intend for this to become a mom-blog. Obviously I’ll talk about my experience with parenthood, BUT that’s not all I got going on…DUH.

On top of MILF-I-FYING (aka: getting back into shape, and staying hot for my lover boys), I’d like to think I stay interesting, outside the realm of motherhood – between you and I, I can only take so much talk on breastfeeding and sleep training – kill me. 

I’m keeping today’s post strictly introductory…So…we’re done for now.

Get lit. I love you.

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1 Comment

  • Reply Carmen August 26, 2017 at 10:09 am

    So cute! Three months goes by fast when you’re looking at a sweet face like that. ❤️❤️❤️

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