Monday Fresh Vibes

June 29, 2015

Pendejos de mi vida.

This is your :::MONDAY FRESH::: coming to you late, but WHATEVER. It’s fucking here.

I DELIVERED.

We have so many vibes going off today. Like SO MANY. Look

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Those squiggles. Yeah. Those are vibes, people. THOSE are vibes.

I also just love to say the word “vibes.” “Did you have vibes with him/her?” “Were you vibing him/her/that?” It’s so stupid that it’s great. You know what’s also great? Joker. Like douchebag. i.e.: “Sorry joker, not interested.”  “Get off my vagina, you joker.” I recommend using both in context over the next 24-hours. Put that vocabulary to good use, people!

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Want to see something funny? Honey Buns Delight decided to wear the shirt I got him.

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He was rewarded for his good behavior, with THIS balls-out breakfast…

 

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YES. THAT’S ORGANIC, SPROUTED GRAIN TOAST WITH ORGANIC SMASHED AVOCADO (with salt+lemon juice+red pepper flakes to season) TOPPED WITH ORGANIC MUTHA-FUCKIN’ CHIA SEEDS IN THE SHAPE OF OUR INITIALS, NEXT TO ORGANIC, UNCURED EXTRA CRISPY BACON, NEXT ORGANIC SCRAMBLED EGGS, SONNNNNN!

…Drop tha mic…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S.: I said organic 5 times. This breakfast is organic-to-the-5th-power. Who wants to punch me in the face?

I do! 

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I have one more announcement, then I’ll leave you with a bomb of knowledge for the eve…

I will be teaching an exclusive, sunset, tres sexual, rooftop Pilates mat class soooooon! (That was a lot of adjectives).  It will be limited to 10 bodies. If you’re interested in finding out more about it (and I don’t already know you well), send an email to lconstantiner at gmail dot com. Haaaayyyyyyyaaaayyyy ~~~

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I love you. Namaste.

peace-hands,

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