Monday Spliffs

January 26, 2015

Hi Fuckers.


If 11 Z’s doesn’t adequately emphasize the ballerness of “Juno,” I don’t know what will…

At least that’s according to the news. Their prediction of 20″-30,” could likely mean a 2″-3″ dusting of snowflakes.


But, whatever happens, I’m jumping on the “OMG BLIZZARD!” bandwagon FOR. <pause> SURE. It’s so fucking fun. Storms really get me going.

Awwwww yeeeaaaahhhh.


K. You ready for some amazing surprises?

Here’s surprise #1: I’ve got NEW HAIR, Baes.

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It’s shorter. It’s blonder. And I love it.

Surprise #2: I held a memorial for my I <3 Squats phone case on Friday, January 23rd. She lived for almost one whole year, but then died due to repetitive and excessive trauma (i.e. getting dropped a shit ton). Take a moment to namaste ~~~~~~~~


Surprise #3: After 57293579027592750927502 requests, Mom and Dad finally sent me a selfie! I hope you know that this is everything.

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…Now…GET ‘YO MIND RIGHT with this fat spliff of a quote:


If you frequently find yourself worried about what other people are doing or thinking, that is your HUGE, GOLDEN CLUE that YOUR life / YOUR self are in need of some changes.

Remember, the shit we get upset over is never, ever, ever, ever about external factors. It just ISN’T. Don’t fight it.  It’s about us. It always is.

At the same token, know that this is why some people suck a hairy nut sack. Use this to understand the behavior of others as well as your own.

Awareness is everything.




I’m out. BLIZZARD PILATES is about to go down so hard. I love you. Muah.



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