Wuddup Baby Boos?
You should know that I’m an emo little fox right now.
That pillow is EVERYTHING. You ALL need one. It’s super soft and perfect for crying your eyeballs out into. I’ve already done it numerous times.
Why, you might wonder am I emo?…Because, despite my super tough, bad bitch, thuggish exterior, I am secretly a fragile little bunny on the inside.
I know, hard to believe, right? I like to think it’s because I’m so connected to the universe. HB thinks I’m a lunatic when I say that. He’s probably correct…
The reason I’m telling you this is because, although I write like a gangster and use a lot of sarcasm, it’s important to me that I keep shit real and talk like a normal person from time to time. Basically, I want you to know that I am not always happy as fuck, super motivated, or invincible. I have shit days where I feel insecure, sad, and weak. You know this! As hard as it might be sometimes, I try to think of these emo days as gifts in disguise.
If we don’t have bad days, we wouldn’t know a good day. We wouldn’t be able to distinguish the two. We would stay stagnant.
Shitty days also shed light on things we should change to make ourselves better…that is if we have the self-awareness necessary for that to happen. If I’ve learned anything over the past few months, it’s that whenever something upsets me- whether it be a person or a situation- it’s because of an issue I have. I try to make it about me, not them. I think about WHY it upset me? What in MYSELF did it trigger? Once I understand and resolve why I react the way I do, I can grow from that negative experience = WIN.
Thank you for listening. Namaste. I love you…
Now, let’s move on to some gay, gay and gayer news, like my nails and Christmas decorations!
This is “Mink Muffs,” and obviously, I’m as obsessed with the name as I am the color. Who doesn’t like the word muff? It’s gold, as far as I’m concerned.
Now, check out our sick Christmas decorations…but first, there a few things you should know about me and Christmas:
1). I’m obsessed with it.
2). Feliz Navidad is obviously my favorite song.
3). I will watch Scrooged, Christmas Vacation, Jingle All The Way, and A Christmas Story at least 97 times. Each.
4). I hate wrapping gifts. I won’t do it. But, I’ll get you a phenomenal gift if you’re lucky.
5). I will single-handedly eat 6 bags of holiday Mint M&Ms over the course of December.
K. Hit it.
Mint M&Ms + basic bitch cocktail napkins
Psyche! They’re just coasters. Aren’t they fab? I think so…
Before I say peace, you should really wish Britney Spears a Happy 33rd Birthday.
I will never forget. Look, I thought I was her in college.
Yes. That is HB. Who loves his chin strap?
I love you.