Pilates, Pancakes, but No Pussies.

December 4, 2014

…My bros and hoes…

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…Guess what?

Today I’m strong as fuck. Yeaaaaaahhhhh, buddy.

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NOW STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS GOLDEN MASTERPIECE.

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You’re welcome for that. Your life just got better. Namaste.

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Today I come, not just bearing yolked guns, but also bearing some sweet news in the form of Pilates and Pancakes. HOLLA!

Get some, Babies.

PILATES

The studio moved to 900 Broadway at 20th Street! (4th fl.) It’s absolutely STUH-NNING.

This = Classes are BIGGER = More of YOU can take class with me = FUCK-to-the-YEAH! Only thing is, I have strict zero-tolerance policy for pussies. Sink or swim, boos. <wink wink>

Check out ISH4P for my NEW WINTER SCHEDULE.

PANCAKES

Made these Cornmeal Pancakes today after cleaning, jerking and snatching like a boss bitch. So major. And these aren’t pussy pancakes, either, you bet your balls they have butter (melted) and obviously 100 PURE Maple syrup, SON!

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RECIPE

1 Cup Cornmeal

1 Cup Almond flour

1/4 Cup Coconut flour

1 tsp Baking Soda

1/2 tsp Salt

1 Egg

1.5 Cups Almond Milk

1-2 T Almond or Olive Oil for pan

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Boom. We’re done. I love you. You’re cool.

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XOXO,

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