Some Dank Kush

January 13, 2015

‘Sup Playas?

…Should we get the selfies out of the way?

Yes. Just yes.

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…Haaaaaaaayyyyyyyaaaaaaayyyyyyy.


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…For the record, I’ve got hair appointments lined up for next week. This business is getting CHOPPED. THE FUCK. OFF, Baes.

:::SIGH:::

I cannot wait. I love myself a messy bob, because I do not have to do jack shit for it to look fabulous. It’s a 3-step process.

1). I wash

2). Put a little Moroccan oil on the ends

3). Then air dry and boom! = MONEY TIME $$$

Photo on 1-13-15 at 12.02 PM #2Now check out my sick pants. They have constellations on them. They are mad gangsta. Yes, that was worth bolding.

…Okay last selfie. Ready?

Photo on 1-13-15 at 12.03 PMNails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They look really good, I swear. This photo doesn’t do them justice, but I look decent, so obviously I posted it.

K. We’re done with this.

…Moving right along…

Yesterday’s post was nonexistent because my day started at 8am, and ended at 8pm. I had no time for you fuckers. For this very reason, I have a healthy variety of nuggets to share. Indulge yourself…

Numero Uno (that’s one in Spanish)

Get your mind right with this good quote

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To me, this resonated, because it is SO. FUCKING. TRUE. FUCK FUCK FUCK YES!!!!!!! For me at least. Should I say fuck again?

Here’s a nugget of truth: As I get older and wiser, I am becoming more comfortable with being selective as fuck in who I choose to invest and spend my time with (it’s a short list). I surround myself with people who continue to challenge, educate, inspire and make me a better human, and you should too. Unapologetically delete everyone else. You will be bigger, badder and happier. Don’t be scerrrrrrd. Be a gangsta.

Numero Dos (that’s two in Spanish)

We have a schedule this week!!! Prepare your eyeballs for some mind-blowing emo shit!

Wednesday: I’m deleting you because I have another balls-to-the-wall busy day. Won’t have sufficient amount of time to deliver like a baller.

Thursday: I discuss the truth about worry  – why it’s an unproductive, never-ending cycle of self-torture that will get you NOWHERE.

Friday: I’m out. Smoke a fat blunt for me.

Numero Tres (that’s three in Spanish)

My Breakfast! …It might look like green vomit, but, trust, Baes. This is some delicious shit.

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RECIPE:

1.5 Frozen Bananas

2 heaping Tablespoons of Peanut Butter

1 T Raw Cacao Powder

1 T Maca Powder

1 Cup Coffee Almond Milk

1 T Hemp Seeds + 1 T Cacao Nibs

….Gotta make tha GAINZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

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K…now, get TURNT UP with this BOSS JAM.

 

That’s all I got. I love you. You should love you, too. (that was gay. but TRUE! #recognize)

peace-hands,

dubie-signature-leftXOXO

 

 

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