THE INBOX

March 18, 2015

‘Sup Fuckers?

<GASP!>

Photo on 3-18-15 at 5.20 PMWho is that person?!?!? I’ll tell you who…

 

 

IT’S ME!!! …Swear. Cross my heart.

I know. I am barely recognizable after getting my hair colored yesterday. I told you I’d look like JLo by the time my birthday rolled around…and here we are, one day away (forget or die)…

JLo

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Dubie

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We’re well on our way…

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…Onto new business…

I got HB an INBOX.

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It’s really amazing. The theory of the INBOX is that HB will no longer leave mail scattered about the apartment for weeks on end; he will stay organized and, thus, be more inclined to take care of business. That’s the THEORY…But, since getting this sucker two weeks ago, HB HASN’T SO MUCH AS LOOKED IN IT’S DIRECTION. My plan is failing.

I then found out that HB doesn’t like the look of the INBOX. He gave outrageous claims like “it’s too big,” and “it looks dumb.”

HB HATES HIS INBOX.

I have myself quite the conundrum. What’s a wife to do?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

…but if you have a better looking idea, do tell. I’m prepared to drop fat stacks of ca$h.

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That’s it. I’m out.

Love,

31-year-old Dubie. XO

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