THE LIST: Baby Shit You Actually Need (0-3 months)

September 3, 2017

Well hot damn…It’s only taken me AN ENTIRE WEEK to post this! Babies are the ultimate distraction…

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What’s up MoFos?

I’m back! …And with a baby-centric post, no less. I’ve got important shit to share with you before I force myself to stay awake for the season finale of Game of Thrones. Doesn’t HBO know that there is a girl named Laura Constantiner who has a 3-month-old and would like to hit the hay no later than 9pm? They really need to get their priorities in order over there.

Shit better be worth it

<fast-forward two days later>

It was worth it!!!

Now we have to wait another bloody YEAR for the grand finale!

:::SIGH:::

In other news, we just got Little Mikey’s newborn photos! They are everything. Ford Models called after seeing the attitude this one brings to the camera…<cue: side eye>.

…There’s plenty more where that came from.

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I’ve been accumulating a list of stuff you actually need and that the baby will actually like the first few months. If I was privy to this when I was pregnant, I’d save a fuck load of cash and some precious New York City space.

It should be noted that (duh) all babes are different, but my little Mikey loved the following:

0-3 months: I’ve bolded MUST HAVES.

Fisher Price Rock N Play

(3) Love To Dream Swaddles

Fisher Price Bath Tub with newborn sling

(6-8) Gerber long sleeved shirts (until umbilical cord falls off)

(8-12) Short + Long sleeved white onesies

Baby Shusher (amazing for traveling/diaper bag, too).

Marpac Dohm white noise maker

(10-15) White Giggle organic burp cloths – literally THE BEST! 

Dr. Brown’s Options Bottles (4 oz. & 8 oz.)

(2-4) Avent Soothie pacifiers

Pacifier clips! 

Boon Orb Bottle Warmer

Munchkin Latch two-tiered bottle drying rack 

Dr. Brown’s bottle brush

(2 packs) Green Sprouts Bibs 

(10 pk.) Spasilk wash cloths (perfect size!)

Footless sleep gowns (open bottom / easy to change at night *Giggle runs BIG in sizing).

A&D cream

Aquaphor

Noodle + Boo Shampoo

Triple Paste rash cream

Gripe Water

Water Wipes

Chucks changing table pads

(2) Simple Wishes pumping bras

My Breast Friend + (2) Covers

New Chapter Postnatal Viatmins

Baby Bjorn bouncer with wooden toy bar

Nuna Leaf with toy bar

Tiny Love Gymini super deluxe lights & music activity mat 

(2) Baby Merlin’s Magic Sleep Suit

MilkBarn organic footed pajamas

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That about does it. Hit me up with any ?s…next post will be adult-focused (with some sneaky pictures of LMC). I swear.

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