Well hot damn…It’s only taken me AN ENTIRE WEEK to post this! Babies are the ultimate distraction…
What’s up MoFos?
I’m back! …And with a baby-centric post, no less. I’ve got important shit to share with you before
I force myself to stay awake for the season finale of Game of Thrones. Doesn’t HBO know that there is a girl named Laura Constantiner who has a 3-month-old and would like to hit the hay no later than 9pm? They really need to get their priorities in order over there.
Shit better be worth it…
<fast-forward two days later>
It was worth it!!!
Now we have to wait another bloody YEAR for the grand finale!
In other news, we just got Little Mikey’s newborn photos! They are everything. Ford Models called after seeing the attitude this one brings to the camera…<cue: side eye>.
…There’s plenty more where that came from.
I’ve been accumulating a list of stuff you actually need and that the baby will actually like the first few months. If I was privy to this when I was pregnant, I’d save a fuck load of cash and some precious New York City space.
It should be noted that (duh) all babes are different, but my little Mikey loved the following:
0-3 months: I’ve bolded MUST HAVES.
(6-8) Gerber long sleeved shirts (until umbilical cord falls off)
Baby Shusher (amazing for traveling/diaper bag, too).
(10-15) White Giggle organic burp cloths – literally THE BEST!
Dr. Brown’s Options Bottles (4 oz. & 8 oz.)
(2-4) Avent Soothie pacifiers
(2 packs) Green Sprouts Bibs
(10 pk.) Spasilk wash cloths (perfect size!)
Footless sleep gowns (open bottom / easy to change at night *Giggle runs BIG in sizing).
Noodle + Boo Shampoo
Triple Paste rash cream
My Breast Friend + (2) Covers
Nuna Leaf with toy bar
That about does it. Hit me up with any ?s…next post will be adult-focused (with some sneaky pictures of LMC). I swear.