Eyeballs of My Life…
Friday has arrived!!!
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By now, you should know what that means…but if you’re new to the Daily Dubes, Friday = a mother fucking par-tay!
Why? I’ll tell you why…
#1. It’s my only day off
#2. We talk treats, sweets, desserts. You know…the good stuff in life (that I for one, cannot go a day without- for reals
#3. It’s my only day off
#4. I deliver not one, but TWO updates on the world wide web. One here (this is it, obviously) and one on ISH4P. Hit my new Quick Fire instructor interview later today.
#5). It’s my only day off.
Often times, I’ll stay in bed, light a candle and blog my heart out Friday mornings, but some chick had to come over to chat with the hubs about business, so I had to get my act together earlier today. And, quite frankly, despite my efforts to drown out her thick New Jersey accent with my headphones, I just could not get into the right frame of mind until her ass was outta here. Thank gawwwd, it was only 20 minutes. <sign of the cross>.
So here I am, Homies. Ready to BRING IT. But first, some announcements…Obviously..
Fancy Pants Friday is in FULL EFFECT. I try my best to sport my sassiest collection of spandex on Fridays. Gets everyone excited (including myself).
Check out these sick Sukishufu “leatherbacks gloss leggings.” I got them on Carbon38 a month ago.
That’s some hot gangster shit right there.
…Mmm kay, I have one more thing to show you before we take a nose dive into some chocolate and peanut butter.
Coolest mug ever right?! The constellations show up when hot liquid is poured into it. I surprised Honey Buns with these a few months ago. They make us both very happy.
…Okay okay okay…NOW for your sweet!
There are five words behind the inspiration for this…
Halloween + Candy + Chocolate + Peanut Butter.
Probably the best combo in the history of all desserts…And this is why I’m delivering
Peanut Butter Chocolate Oatless Oatmeal
…to your eyeballs.
*If you have a peanut allergy, use almond butter. If you’re allergic to all nuts, well…there really isn’t anything I can say to make this better.*
1/2 Cup Egg Whites
1/4 Cup Almond Milk
1-2 T Unsweetened Cocoa Powder
1 T Ground Flaxseeds
1 T Coconut Flour
Topping: 2 T Peanut Butter + 2 T Cacao Nibs (or dark chocolate chips) + other 1/2 of Banana
Blend well, then pour into frying pan and scramble like you would eggs. Cook on medium-low heat until light and fluffy.
…annnnnnd WE’RE DONE!
I love you. Eat a shit ton chocolate and peanut butter.