Here's that open-mouthed selfie you so look forward to. Here...I'll give you a moment to relish....::::PAUSE::::
I'm slightly disheveled because I fucked shit up at the gym earlier. YEEAAAHHHHH SON. My shower is postponed until after I finish teaching...but I still smell delicious, for those suspect.
Now, now, now...
MY HOMIES. MY OJOS. MY HOES. MY BROS. MY BITCHES. MY BABES...
I advise you to sit down. I'm about to drop a...
THIS IS THE LAST DAILY DUBIE POST YOU WILL READ FROM THIS SITE!!!!
DAILY DUBIE 3.0 is about to make her debut on the world wide web and it's gonna be SO. MAYJ. I hope you love her. If you don't, get out of my face.
I promised sick, new content and more structure with the new site, so I might as well get you accustomed to how we'll roll on MONDAYS...(it'll be as good as a '64 Impala on pumps and dumps)
Every Monday, you can expect the following:
- INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE...to keep the mind right.
- LINKS I RECOMMEND...to learn, laugh, or buy shit.
So, why not start that TODAY?
HERE'S SOME GOOD QUOTE...
Remember. You are in charge of WHAT you THINK...and You ARE what you think.
...SOME GOOD LINKS...
- SNEAKERS ARE IN...STILETTOS ARE OUT. I'm on board. You?
- GET SOME OF THESE IMMEDIATELY. It's Fall, after all. #pumpkinspiceeverything
That's all I got.