Hi! ...Before I explain why the Daily Dubes (the website) looks EXACTLY the same...hit some UNtouched selfies...
Note: Visible crows feet, open mouth.
Note: Visible crows feet, open mouth, natural, unforced wink.
Note: Sideways peace sign, closed mouth, popped collar, cocked head.
Note: Visible crows feet, open mouth, popped collar.
You know how I told you last week that the next time I dropped a post, it would be on the NEW Daily Dubie 3.0?
Well, I unintentionally lied. Thas right. I LIED...and guess what else? I'M NOT SORRY because you still get a dank piece of Dubie ass.
Basically, this Dubes is in the process of being migrated over to the new Dubes, and it can take anywhere from a few days to a few weeks. Fucking technology -(I just hated myself for complaining about something that works such wonders in our lives).
So, I don't know what we're working with - days or weeks - but I do know that it would be irresponsible of me to not give you some kush, which explains my return.
I have DOS treats for you today:
(that's TWO in Spanish, if you're not fluent like me).
Numero Uno: A typical day of grocery shopping looks like this:
Bananas (to keep fresh and to freeze)
Obscene Conservative amounts of chocolate - I pretend it's for HB and visitors, but I probably consume 99% of it. Fact.
Baby Kale + Parsley - Gotta get the greens in. Duh.
Butternut Squash - Because it's Fall. I'm going to make us sausage-stuffed butternut squash tomorrow. GANG-STAR.
Chicken Thighs - I like my meat dark, and with SKIN! That's where all the flava is...and I EAT IT. ALL! Like a barbarian! Also a fact.
Carrots - For snacking and for the homemade chicken soup I've been telling myself I'll make for the past month.
Pureed Pumpkin - For baking. Holla.
Onion Powder - I bought the powder and granules. HB doesn't like the powder because it's too fine, so I gave him an option because I am a very thoughtful person and an even more amazing wife.
Bosc Pears - YESSSSSS. Love me some pears! I prefer them a perfect combination of ripe and firm.
Number Dos: Fancy video of me doing some Pilates at Studio de Dubie.
A'ight. I'm out. I love you.