THE LAST HURRAH!...Here.

September 29, 2014

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Hey Babes.

Here's that open-mouthed selfie you so look forward to. Here...I'll give you a moment to relish....::::PAUSE::::

I'm slightly disheveled because I fucked shit up at the gym earlier. YEEAAAHHHHH SON. My shower is postponed until after I finish teaching...but I still smell delicious, for those suspect.

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Now, now, now...

MY HOMIES. MY OJOS. MY HOES. MY BROS. MY BITCHES. MY BABES...

I advise you to sit down. I'm about to drop a... 

HUGE BOMB!

THIS IS THE LAST DAILY DUBIE POST YOU WILL READ FROM THIS SITE!!!!

CUE: FIREWORKS!

DAILY DUBIE 3.0 is about to make her debut on the world wide web and it's gonna be SO. MAYJ. I hope you love her. If you don't, get out of my face. 

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I promised sick, new content and more structure with the new site, so I might as well get you accustomed to how we'll roll on MONDAYS...(it'll be as good as a '64 Impala on pumps and dumps)

Every Monday, you can expect the following:

  • INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE...to keep the mind right.
  • LINKS I RECOMMEND...to learn, laugh, or buy shit.

So, why not start that TODAY? 

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HERE'S SOME GOOD QUOTE...

Remember. You are in charge of WHAT you THINK...and You ARE what you think.

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...SOME GOOD LINKS...

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That's all I got.

kissPeace Babieskiss

 XOXO

My Nails ‘N Shit

September 25, 2014

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'Sup Baes?

My hair's still wet...have I told you that it no longer requires a blow dry? I literally (accent on the t) have not blown it out since I chopped it 6 weeks ago. #win #tommybuckett

It's the most fabulous thing on planet earth.

If you're my friend or family member, I will continue to remind you of this. Act like you're as impressed as I am. Please. Thank you. Namaste.

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...Moving on to OH. MY. GOSH.

MIS UÑAS!!!

...That's nails in Spanish for all my non-fluent readers - at least that's what google translate says, which basically means there's a good chance I'm referring to nails you hammer into a wall.

Look. I know the picture quality blows, but you get the idea.

They're blood red and I'm smitten. Color is Essie's "Macks" for those who want to jock my style. I say DO IT.

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Next, please read this mandatory article about "Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers!" It's suh good. A guaranteed lol.

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Now, this is usually the part where I tell you how I have to peace because I have oodles of shit to do - which is normally true, and always includes teaching people how to maintain a neutral pelvis, engage their transversus abdominis, keep their shoulders away from their ears, lengthen the back of their neck and to generally not be a pussy, but <pause> today I only have to do this for 2 hours, in what would normally be a 5 hour day of teaching. This means I don't start to teach until 7 in the p.m., bros = I HAVE A SHIT TON OF TIME. I hope to use it wisely, and be somewhat productive for at least one or two more hours, but I also have full intentions of doing absolutely nothing...and that's the truth, son.

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MOTTO OF THE DAY

BOOYAH.

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kissBeso Besokiss

 XOXO

 

 

HAPPY FUCKING FALL!

September 23, 2014

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Hey Babies.

It's 8:50 in the a.m. and yours truly is already high on coffee. Feeling fabulous.

A dichotomy from one Tuesday ago when I was one hungover, useless piece of ass.

I'm done with alcohol...for at least a while...okay maybe a few days will do, but I want nothing to do with it right now.

Get out of my face, alcohol!

That should do the trick...

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I have a few things to say today, so pay the fuck attention.

1). Today is the FIRST DAY OF FALL! In honor of the occasion, I bought us...

A pumpkin!

YEEEAAAAHHHH BUDDY! 

I can't help it. It was staring me in the eyeballs at Whole Foods. I tried to ignore the bitch, but failed, and now it's in our home, making me happy. #win

2). Sweater weather in the Empire State is also in full effect. Be jealous.

...Oh look <pause pause> there I am right this very second WEARING A SWEATER! SO cozy.

3). Daily Dubie 3.0 is almost ready! Once she makes a BIG SPLASH on the world wide web, we'll resume chatting about substantial matters other than myself like...

  • Noortropics
  • Your Tea
  • Why we need stressors in our life
  • How my diet changes in the Fall
  • More Recipes!

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To wrap things up today, I'm giving you a SIIIIIIIIIICK recipe. BOOM. #soskinny 

DIRECTIONS: Pound and marinate chicken breast with 1 lemon, garlic and olive oil for 2+ hours. Rinse and dry kale, then use kitchen shears to finely chop. Salt, then bake chicken at 350 for 20-25 minutes. Mix juice of other lemon, mustard, olive oil and Worcestershire sauce for dressing (add Tabasco for a kick). Add cheese and dressing to kale. Toss. Slice chicken breast and lay neatly on top generous bed of kale.

Nobody can fuck this up. It's SO SIMPLE, SO HEALTHY and SO GOOD. 

EAT IT, SON.

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<Insert: sideways peace sign>

heartI LOVE YOUheart

 XOXO

 

 

Back to Bed

September 16, 2014

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Good Morning Slutbags.

heartI love youheart

...It's a very special morning over here...

For starters, take a look at my hair. It's  W  I   L  D ! ! ! 

I might be smiling on the outside, but I'm fucking hungover on the inside. 

Oy Vey.

Too much pink wine.

I had full intentions of being productive and exercising this morning, but aside from feeling like ass, THIS is happening out my window...

Yeah, so basically I don't want to get out of bed today. EVER. I'm actually IN BED as we speak. Here's the view from my "office"

I'm minutes away from doing the UNTHINKABLE...

Going back to mutha-fucking sleep, Yo.

HOLLA!

On a sunny normal day, I would suck it up and move, sweat bullets, get jacked up on coffee, and keep my day going, but not today. NOPE. Today I choose to be a sloth. In my jams. With my hot water bottle..and blankets. Lots of blankets. It's actually quite fabulous. I'm not fighting the feeling, people. And you shouldn't either.

Sure I have to teach later today/tonight, but for now, THIS is WHERE. IT'S. AT.

I'm out. Namaste Bitches.

kissMuah!kiss

 XOXO

Choose Wisely

September 11, 2014

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Yo Babies!

Hayyyyyyy-aaaaayyyyyyy!

...In case you were wondering, the eyeballs are doing wonderfully - I've been killing the shit on the reg - 4 stabs a day in each ball. 

Poof! Pink be gone, bitches!

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Today I come here for one purpose and one purpose only, and that is to... 

BLOW your muthafuckin' MINDS, Son!!!!!!!!!

Hit on THIS:

YOU HAVE A CHOICE, Homies. Choose wisely. #Fact #truedat

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I'm out. I love you.

Muah! kiss

 XOXO

THE LIST: August Babies.

September 9, 2014

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What's up Fuckers?

I hope you all had fabulous days. I do mean that sincerely...but now I'm going to talk about ME, because it is the Daily Dubie show after all...I am so annoying...LIKE IT.

My day was so awesome. I woke up with MOTHER FUCKING PINK EYE in not one, but TWO EYEBALLS. I want to kill myself. Nobody wants to be near me. I am a leper. 

<SIGH>

Look at the pretty...Not so easy on the eyes (pun intended).

I've been taking my meds like a champ, so hopefully it will clear up ASAP. Cross those dedos-that's "fingers" in Spanish in case you were wondering.

...Now <pause> to lighten the mood, look at my kewl new shirt .cheeky SO. KEWL.

...Now, as kewl as it is, I'd like to pledge right here right now, that this is THE END of me buying anymore tees like this. It's time to put an end to a good thing before it becomes a bad thing. Ya feel me? I need to put a sock in it for a while.

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'Aight, besides the pink eye nast, I have some F-U-N  in store for tonight...

TAKE A RIP OUTTA THIS BLUNT, Suckas! ...

THINGS I heart AUGUST:

1). My Gracie Pie's birthday! August 1st, Babies! My youngest niece never ceases to amuse me. She's an explosive, feisty little peanut who never stops talking (EVER) or smiling. I want to eat her face off. Here are some recent pictures she demanded I take of her -- it must be noted that I gave NO DIRECTION whatsoever. This was all her. It's very special.

Grace also gave me PINK EYE. <insert: emoji with no mouth>.

2). Besos Pillowcases! How amazing are these?!? I got them for $30 small ones on Nasty Gal! Unfortch, they're no longer available...you snooze you lose.

3). Duet with Tela (Anderson) Tequila! KH and I got our asses handed to us! It was AMAZING. SO FUN! We're thigh stretching in the shot below. Holla.

4). Betting On Us, by Francis and The Lights. Listen Homies.

5). 2012 Vallin, Grenache wine. Discovered this one with Bobby D (aka my Pops) while dining at Charlie Bird. Loved it so much, I got bottles...and bottles...and bottles, baes.

6). Balenciaga Classic Moto Leather Jacket - in taupe, taupe baby. Ooomph. Sex. I need it.

7). LNA Clothing. I'm obsessed with this label. It's fantastic for high quality soft, basic tees, and layering pieces. GET SOME!

8). Podcasts! For non-stop learning...all day erryday! My fave is The Joe Rogan Experience. DOWNLOAD. LISTEN. LEARN. DROP THA KNOWLEDGE.

9). Neon Signs. I love the way they look. 

10). Stacked Earrings up the lobes. This is as close as I'll get to a tattoo. I'm thinking of getting shot up the ear just so I can rock a line of sick studs on my lobes. Très chic.

11). TheFatJewish on INSTA. OMG. OMG. OMG. My world is better with these guys in it.

12). ...And FuckJerry on INSTA. OMG. OMG. OMG. They keep me LOL-ing.

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That's all I got, punks. I love you heartheartheart

XOXO,

I am sick and I have announcements.

September 2, 2014

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Hussies!!!

We need to talk.

Estoy un poco enfermo.

Sure I look pretty on the outside, but babies...shit's ugly on the inside. Lots of phlegm. Lots of boogers.

I hope it's not Ebola. I woke up with a mini sore throat yesterday, then wrote my health away when I got on a plane back to the NYC. I now feel like I am swallowing fire. Cough drops, vitamin C, and Pro-boost powder have all helped numb the pain. Let's hope this goes away real quick, before I cut a bitch.

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Now <pause>...I have some things to say, so pay the fuck attention:

DAILY DUBIE 3.0:

The new design/artwork is done! I'm obsessed and can't wait for you to see it! She's in development now. Yeah, she's got a sick new look and fresh content coming your way, but it's not stopping there... Let me just say that soon, reading won't be the only means to get your Daily Dubie ganj. <wink wink>. New site is set to launch in OCTOBER, sons, but for now, I'm going to tease you because it's fun.

Indulge in these new sexy photos...

AN EYEBALL!!!!

Look. I am SO HAPPY!!!

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Now, a quote to seal the deal...

BE A LION. I LOVE YOU. NAMASTE.

 XOXO

 

 

A Puff

August 26, 2014

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Hey Babies.

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I have to get the fuck out of here, but I wanted to say HIIIIIIII and even if it's just a puff,  give you some dank Dubie kush. Something's better than nothing, yes? 

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Smoke on this...

If you want to change anything about your life, you need to quit obsessing over shit you have no control over. It's fucking hard, and sometimes we can't help ourselves, but by just becoming AWARE of when we do it, we will start to live more in the PRESENT, and like magic, our lives will become more amazing. This shit's for real. 

NOW IS ALL WE HAVE.

You understand? I repeat...

NOW IS ALL WE FUCKING HAVE.

RECONGIZE THIS, Babies.

I LOVE YOU. Your are all PHENOMENAL HUMANS.

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kissBesos kiss

 XOXO