What's up Fuckers?
I hope you all had fabulous days. I do mean that sincerely...but now I'm going to talk about ME, because it is the Daily Dubie show after all...I am so annoying...LIKE IT.
My day was so awesome. I woke up with MOTHER FUCKING PINK EYE in not one, but TWO EYEBALLS. I want to kill myself. Nobody wants to be near me. I am a leper.
Look at the pretty...Not so easy on the eyes (pun intended).
I've been taking my meds like a champ, so hopefully it will clear up ASAP. Cross those dedos-that's "fingers" in Spanish in case you were wondering.
...Now <pause> to lighten the mood, look at my kewl new shirt . SO. KEWL.
...Now, as kewl as it is, I'd like to pledge right here right now, that this is THE END of me buying anymore tees like this. It's time to put an end to a good thing before it becomes a bad thing. Ya feel me? I need to put a sock in it for a while.
'Aight, besides the pink eye nast, I have some F-U-N in store for tonight...
TAKE A RIP OUTTA THIS BLUNT, Suckas! ...
THINGS I AUGUST:
1). My Gracie Pie's birthday! August 1st, Babies! My youngest niece never ceases to amuse me. She's an explosive, feisty little peanut who never stops talking (EVER) or smiling. I want to eat her face off. Here are some recent pictures she demanded I take of her -- it must be noted that I gave NO DIRECTION whatsoever. This was all her. It's very special.
Grace also gave me PINK EYE. <insert: emoji with no mouth>.
2). Besos Pillowcases! How amazing are these?!? I got them for $30 small ones on Nasty Gal! Unfortch, they're no longer available...you snooze you lose.
3). Duet with Tela (Anderson) Tequila! KH and I got our asses handed to us! It was AMAZING. SO FUN! We're thigh stretching in the shot below. Holla.
4). Betting On Us, by Francis and The Lights. Listen Homies.
5). 2012 Vallin, Grenache wine. Discovered this one with Bobby D (aka my Pops) while dining at Charlie Bird. Loved it so much, I got bottles...and bottles...and bottles, baes.
6). Balenciaga Classic Moto Leather Jacket - in taupe, taupe baby. Ooomph. Sex. I need it.
7). LNA Clothing. I'm obsessed with this label. It's fantastic for high quality soft, basic tees, and layering pieces. GET SOME!
8). Podcasts! For non-stop learning...all day erryday! My fave is The Joe Rogan Experience. DOWNLOAD. LISTEN. LEARN. DROP THA KNOWLEDGE.
9). Neon Signs. I love the way they look.
10). Stacked Earrings up the lobes. This is as close as I'll get to a tattoo. I'm thinking of getting shot up the ear just so I can rock a line of sick studs on my lobes. Très chic.
11). TheFatJewish on INSTA. OMG. OMG. OMG. My world is better with these guys in it.
12). ...And FuckJerry on INSTA. OMG. OMG. OMG. They keep me LOL-ing.
That's all I got, punks. I love you