Why the fuck is it August already? Can somebody please tell me why?
...I mean, aside from the fact that it comes after July...just WHY!?!?
It's a little unacceptable. I've only just started to enjoy walking around in shorts so obscene they could be mistaken for underwear <SIGH>...and sandals, and spending days and nights on our rooftop, and drinking rosé in moderation-lie!!!!!!!!. It's truly fabulous, and should not end anytime soon.
Ya hear, New York City weather?!? I need two more months of HEAT, baby. At minimum!
Merci. Gracias. Thank you. Namaste.
Moving right along...
This week I'm topless and barefoot. Nothing out of the ordinary here. Scandalous as usual...
<PAUSE>...Now, drop EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING and pay the fuck attention. Today I give you...
THINGS I 'd JULY:
Hot Dogs. Served burnt, on a bun with mustard and a little ketchup.
Charlie Bird. Fab restaurant in the West Village. GO!
Beautiful, the musical. Saw this with Mama Joan when she came to visit! It made my face hurt from smiling so much! It was truly exceptional! (p.s..: we had BALLER seats).
90's Night at Bellhouse. Danced my boobs off for 5 hours (and could have gone longer) to some of the BEST songs ever! - there were, however technical difficulties in playing Waterfalls which was a slight disappointment.
Kenzo two-piece. Kenzo's the shit. I'm obsessed with some of their very fashion-forward, unique, and buttoned-up pieces like THIS one I basically stole from Opening Ceremony (70% off!). P.S..: The shorts are CULOTTES! Ugh. Swoon.
Undefeated. Excellent documentary about a coach who turned around a poor, struggling high school football team. I cried. So inspiring. So much more than football. Netflix, baby.
Spinning Plates. ANOTHER amazing documentary about 3 very different restaurants that all share a great passion for connecting to their community through food. SO GOOD! Netflix, baby.
Tinashe. Super sexy stripper music. HOT.
Coney Island. Went for the first time and took this very unlikely photo of me drinking BEER and eating a corndog! YESSSSS. So good. I got drunk after, like, three sips of beer. It was fab and made the rides more fun (obvs.)
Flash Tattoos. These are so pretty! I love them. I want them EVERYWHERE. Get some. NOW.
Yves Salomon shearling mink jacket...Ooooooohhhhh boy. Such a beauty.
Valentino Rockstud sneaks. Eeeyyyyyyssssh. So slutty. I sorta need these.
Houzz app. An addiction. You're welcome.
Gray, the color. Gray is the new black, people. Get gray. Nails, clothes, bags. EVERYTHING. All shades. All ways.
Candidly Nicole. L-to-the-O-L. Love.
Rita Ora for Adidas. So hip hop. Bad. Ace.
BOOM. That's all I got for today.
I love you. Now go fuck shit up.