'Sup Eses de mi vida?
You know this is gonna be a good one, don't you?
...Because this is the part where get to list all of my FAVORITE THINGS this past month...and, let's face it, I have exceptional taste. At least I like to think so...
Before I slice into the pie, I have some pose-y selfies for you. Get a PIECE! ...
WOOT! Oh haaaaayyyyyyy...
...a little closer now. But not too close. I wasn't in the mood for an ugly selfie. <sigh>
Oki-freakin'-doke. Now, are y'all ready to hit the good stuff? I am.
Let's get after it!
Things I January
1). My short bitchy hair. Duh. You know that. LOVE me some short hair. Not only is it low maintenance, I feel more stylish, chic and sexy. HB does too (obvs). My clients do too! Over the course of 24 hours I've gotten compared to Kate Moss and Beyonce, which is fuck-ing amaze-ing. Wouldn't have wanted to get compared to anyone else. Those two are sex pots. HOT..but let's be real...Beyonce might have copied me. I'm jus saying...
2). Crossfit to the South BK a.k.a. Crossfit South Brooklyn a.k.a. CFSBK because Crossfit LOVES acronyms/abbreviations for every goddamn thing, I'm finding. I actually just finished my foundations privates TODAY, which means that I can really start to HIT IT like a gangsta! WOOT! Group classes here I come. So far I am luh-ving the weight-lifting stuff. I feel really badass. I might not be able to throw around much weight YET, but you can bet my technique will be SUPERIOR in no time. My fancy socks and pants will also be tough to compete with. What's even more amazeballs about this whole CF situation is that in the very short time that I've been doing it (2x weekly for the past month) I have improved my overall strength a LOT. Pilates is now my BITCH (but still incomprehensibly challenging. I can just do SO MUCH MORE SO MUCH BETTER). BOOYAH. Needless to say, I am thrilled. As a result, I can eat more french fries and chocolate, because I seem to be burning through everything I put in my boca. No complaints here. Nope. ZERO. <wink wink>
Here's what happened today in the grand finale of foundations. My WOD ended in 6 full rounds with a whopping 1 additional wall ball.
3). Scuba-inspired Herve Leger
4). Fancy track pants
5). Beyonce's Michael Costello dress...makes me wanna uuuuhhh! She's just everything. She can do no wrong.
6). Coffee! My new homie! We've been getting along fantastically. It's going well so far...
7). Skin Graft Designs. Talk about BADACE-NESS. I want to marry it ALL.
8). Boys & Arrows Bikini = FLAMES = SEX
9). My Peanut Butter & Jelly socks. They make me very happy. Given with love from my KHizzlet.
10). Sam Smith's "Money On My Mind." JAM. You heard it here once before. If you failed to listen before, listen NOW. You'll be happy you did.
11). New TV: The Bachelor (thanks to Cookie and KH) just because it's so idiotic, Kroll Show Season 2, and most recently, the Rich Kids of Beverly Hills (you won't believe it's real).
12). Going to SLEEP before 11 p.m. I am on a strict schedge these days...And by "these days," I mean since I was deathly sick with the flu all of last week = FAIL = DELETE.
13). Hot & sweaty (Epsom) salt baths. My body NEEDS salt baths these days.
14). My new Vince shoesies. I scored the LAST pair ON SALE. And get this, they weren't even my size. They are 7's, but happen to run big, and BOOM. Fit me perfect. It was a match made in heaven.
15). Flying Pigs Farm breakfast sausages. YUMMY.
Now I need to go take my salt bath. I love you.