MARCH IS IN...
THA MOTHER FUCKING BUILDING!
The only thing you need to know about this month, is that it's BIRTHDAY DE DUBIE.
Don't forget. <wink wink>
In honor of the occasion, here are some bright, colorful, sexual photos that involve what I think of when I think of birthdays: sprinkles, sex and frosting. Boom. Doesn't get much better than that.
Rainbow sprinkles on lips. HOT.
Rainbow sprinkles on donuts. YUM.
Rainbow sprinkles on some BUTTERCREAM frosting. Holy shit.
...And finally, yet again, we have some rainbow sprinkles that are in the shape of HEARTS. Sweetness.
I think it's safe to say I have a thing for rainbow sprinkles. A HUGE thing.
Now that important piece of information and exciting eye candy is behind us, let's talk announcements. I've got bunches. Rip into 'em Homies...
Uno: Went to Dallas for a wedding this weekend (congrats Tomes and Whitney!). Had loads of tequila, chips & guac, wine and, duh, FUN!
...and finally a personal favorite: HB and I DELETING Bon Jovi. HaTe (with am emphasis on the T).
Thankfully, we moved our flight to an earlier time to beat crazy storm "Titan." And boy was he fierce...gave us a whopping mayyyyyyybe 1/2" light dusting of snow. <SIGH> I will say that, in all seriousness, it was fantastic to get home, organize, unwind and namaste. Woot.
Dos: Check out my new hat I'll be wearing like a G, loud and proud. FAN-bloody-TASTIC is what that is.
A'ight. Announcements are over.
Come see WUSSUP this week, Suckas!
Tuesday: Oh boy. Today's gonna be FUN STUFF. Tune those eyeballs in to find out five more things you'd be surprised to know about me. DO NOT miss this. DO NOT.
Wednesday: It's a WILDCARD, folks. That means that I don't yet know what I want to write about, so depending on what's happening with me Wednesday, I'll decide in the moment, en la momento, à ce moment. It'll be off the cuff. Good shit always comes from that. Get excited.
Thursday: THERE WILL NOT BE A POST, rather a TBT...mayyyybe. Tune into INSTA to see if I give good photo.
Friday: Treat! Treat! Treat! Treat! Treat! Treat! Treat! Treat! Treat! Treat!
BOOM! We're done. Just like that! I love you.