Good Morning Lovers!
How are y'all feeling?!?! ...Well, the day has FINALLY come! That's right!
It's My Juice Cleanse...get busy...it's My Juice Cleanse...oh yeah!...(that was a little jingle I made up in honor of the occasion).
So I'm on DAY 1 and Juice 1 as we speak, but before I launch into details, I wanted to preface with the fact that my slumber was filled with all sorts of juice cleanse "noise." Needless to say, my sleep was far from restful, but I'm hoping it had more to do with the anxiety of embarking on the unknown, rather than serving as a precursor for what's to come! <<fingers crossed>> Furthermore, it was unsettling when I woke up with a hollow stomach, knowing I would subsist only on liquid for the next 3 days, but I assume these fears are all a normal, natural part of the purging process, so there's really nothing left to do, but...
Bring it on, Baby!
Let's begin!
What's up Orange Juice?!?! ...Say hi to your mother for me...Bahahahahaha...I'm being a goof. ![]()

Here's what my Menu looks like today:
The Conquered:
- #1). 10:30am Chlorophyll Shot / Evaluation: Super bitter, but easy to take down. Also stains your teeth green temporarily. I swigged a bunch of water and gargled to restore my *pearly whites.* (I took a Yoga class at 9:15, so I didn't start my cleanse until I came home)
- #2). 11:15am 100% Organic Orange Juice / Evaluation: Delicious and refreshing! Not too sweet, which I love. Surprisingly, it's taking me a while to get through. I thought I'd guzzle it down in a flash, but I'm finding that I'm filling up awfully fast! Slow and steady seems to be the trick. (I couldn't wait any longer because I was FAMISHED!)
What's to Come...
- #3). 1:00pm "Mellow Love" Green Juice - Consists of Romaine, Celery, Spinach and Cucumber / Evaluation: TBD
- #4). 3:00pm "Ginger Lemonade - Consists of Alkaline Purified Water, Lemon, Lime, Ginger, Coconut Sugar / Evaluation: TBD
- #5). 5:00pm "Veggie Vibe" - Consists of Carrot, Celery, Cucumber, Beet, Spinach, Swiss Chard, Spinach, Lemon, Ginger, Parsley / Evaluation: TBD
- #6). 7:00pm "Green Love" - Consists of Kale, Celery, Romaine, Cucumber,Swiss Chard, Spinach, Collard Greens,Pear, Lemon, Parsley / Evaluation: TBD
- #7). 9:00pm "Coconut Mylk" - Consists of 100% Organic Coconut Meat, 100% Organic Thai Coconut Water / Evaluation: TBD
That's the whole of it, Dolls. I've got nothin' on my plate today...or tomorrow...or Wednesday! Stick with me as I continue to explicitly log how I'm affected by this detoxification process...
In the meantime...
Peace, Love & Besos![]()
xoxo
P-to-the-S: I will be posting MULTIPLE daily updates over the next 3 days, so keep 'yo-self GLUED to the Daily D! ![]()













